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No Cocky 

When you say something that is really arrogant but you're not trying to be cocky, so after you say it and realize it was cocky, you say "no cocky." A lot like "no homo"
Student A: "You gonna study for the final?"
Student B: "Nah man, I have a 95% in the class, i can bomb it and still get an A in the class. No cocky."
No Cocky by Supherman January 15, 2011
Words you can keep

Cockroach with no cock 

When a woman lookin crusty asf
Damn baby im lookin like a cockroach with no cock

no cock october 

A month were girls or boy are not allowed to have some cock or suck it
Hey Vanessa are you ready for no cock October? That means no more sucking my cock for dinner.
no cock october by Googer Kid November 17, 2020

All roach and no cock 

Phrase: Somebody who you would compare to a roach. Someone who never stands up for himself/herself -- a pussy.
Ricky: "Bro you look like a Cleveland Steamer had dried out after a storm."
Bobby: "I know."
Ricky: "You're not gonna defend yourself?"
Bobby: "No."
Ricky: "Man you're all roach and no cock."
All roach and no cock by Squiddy_D October 18, 2020

all balls no cock 

Some one who has testicals that are over sized in comparisons to there penis.

Stumpy cock swollen bags.
"Coorrr mark your all balls no cock"
all balls no cock by Stumpy2000 October 26, 2013

No Cock October 

where you can not touch your cock even if you need to pea, and if you do then there is only one consequence....piss on your own shoes
bro 1: AYO

bro 2: yo
bro 1: i touched my cock today dude
bro2: dude...its no cock october! YOU DIDN'T FORGET DID YOU!?
bro 1: oh COME ON
bro 2: gimme your shoes
No Cock October by Jaggy42069 September 9, 2021

No cock boner 

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.
HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner
No cock boner by S E N I P* June 12, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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