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Cockroach with no cock 

When a woman lookin crusty asf
Damn baby im lookin like a cockroach with no cock

no cock october 

A month were girls or boy are not allowed to have some cock or suck it
Hey Vanessa are you ready for no cock October? That means no more sucking my cock for dinner.
no cock october by Googer Kid November 17, 2020

All roach and no cock 

Phrase: Somebody who you would compare to a roach. Someone who never stands up for himself/herself -- a pussy.
Ricky: "Bro you look like a Cleveland Steamer had dried out after a storm."
Bobby: "I know."
Ricky: "You're not gonna defend yourself?"
Bobby: "No."
Ricky: "Man you're all roach and no cock."
All roach and no cock by Squiddy_D October 18, 2020

all balls no cock 

Some one who has testicals that are over sized in comparisons to there penis.

Stumpy cock swollen bags.
"Coorrr mark your all balls no cock"
all balls no cock by Stumpy2000 October 26, 2013

No Cock October 

where you can not touch your cock even if you need to pea, and if you do then there is only one consequence....piss on your own shoes
bro 1: AYO

bro 2: yo
bro 1: i touched my cock today dude
bro2: dude...its no cock october! YOU DIDN'T FORGET DID YOU!?
bro 1: oh COME ON
bro 2: gimme your shoes
No Cock October by Jaggy42069 September 9, 2021

No cock boner 

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.
HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner
No cock boner by S E N I P* June 12, 2022
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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