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Cockroach with no cock 

When a woman lookin crusty asf
Damn baby im lookin like a cockroach with no cock

no cock october 

A month were girls or boy are not allowed to have some cock or suck it
Hey Vanessa are you ready for no cock October? That means no more sucking my cock for dinner.
no cock october by Googer Kid November 17, 2020

All roach and no cock 

Phrase: Somebody who you would compare to a roach. Someone who never stands up for himself/herself -- a pussy.
Ricky: "Bro you look like a Cleveland Steamer had dried out after a storm."
Bobby: "I know."
Ricky: "You're not gonna defend yourself?"
Bobby: "No."
Ricky: "Man you're all roach and no cock."
All roach and no cock by Squiddy_D October 18, 2020

all balls no cock 

Some one who has testicals that are over sized in comparisons to there penis.

Stumpy cock swollen bags.
"Coorrr mark your all balls no cock"
all balls no cock by Stumpy2000 October 26, 2013

No Cock October 

where you can not touch your cock even if you need to pea, and if you do then there is only one consequence....piss on your own shoes
bro 1: AYO

bro 2: yo
bro 1: i touched my cock today dude
bro2: dude...its no cock october! YOU DIDN'T FORGET DID YOU!?
bro 1: oh COME ON
bro 2: gimme your shoes
No Cock October by Jaggy42069 September 9, 2021

No cock boner 

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.
HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner
No cock boner by S E N I P* June 12, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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