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No, not that 

Show of hands: Does anyone what to sacrifice a child for their 'feminism woo!' moment? No? Because the would be stupid right? OK.
Hym "So no, not that. They are both stealing my idea. I'm not stealing from you. You are stealing from me. You tried to beat me at my own game and then the AI worked and you lost and now you are helping them steal it from me so at least someone can say the beat me and THAT is why you chose Noah. So now you've created a perpendicular game where you try to prevent me from escaping the weaponized schizophrenia and getting made whole and you lose every time someone gets murdered over it and you'll lose again when I get my money or murder one of your kids."
No, not that by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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No. NOT that. NOW.

Well actually...
Hym "No. NOT that. NOW. The thing I said. Can I puppet their fucking meat-gundams around yet? Holy shit. I mean, you remember what I said I would do if I had to make you come here?"
No. NOT that. NOW. by Hym Iam November 19, 2025

No no no not that 

A word used by some trolls to fool some stupid humans. Mostly used to make someone's life fucked up.
Scenario 1:
Troll: what do you want? Coffee or milk?
Person with diabetes: uhh...
Troll: no no no not that, lets have some chocolate drink.

No, not 'if this, then that'

Making up an "If this, then that" sentence does not change the fact that I DO NOT HAVE TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO GET WHAT I WANT. None of your "If this, then that" bullshit invalidates anything I've said nor does it translate to me having to do anything differently. You volunteer the remedy without me asking.
Hym "No, not 'if this, then that' NOT 'If I was better than everyone, then something-something non-sequitur' NOT 'If there was nothing wrong with his mind, then he wouldn't be threatening out kids.' NOT 'If he was smarter than everyone, then we wouldn't be doing this.' Yes you would. Yes I would. No not 'then that' you fucking retard."

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares 

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail
person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

NO NO NO THATS NOT FARRRERRR 

A way to make fun of people who find stupid things not fair. These people are mainly kids who are spoiled or don't go outside and do useless shit so they suck at everything that involves sports, grades, etc. But also it is used to goof off with your friends every time something happens that doesn't go your way. However if you say it in your real voice and not a little kid voice while saying it in these exact pronunciations. Then you'll get bullied
EX1:

Jake: "WHAT! WHY I AM ALWAYS THE FIRST PERSON TO GET OUT IN DODGEBALL!"
Tyrone: "Heh... NO NO NO THATS NOT FARRRERRR."

EX2:
Alex: OOOOOHHH you just got clipped in fortnite
James: NO NO NO THATS NOT FARRRERRR!
Alex: *laughs*
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