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no lights no lycra 

An alt. exercise night (which originated in Melbourne Australia in 2009) where you dance unselfconsciously in badly-lit rooms without mirrors. "There is no light, no lycra, no teacher, no steps to learn, no technique, just free movement."
"Wanna hit the gym?"

"No way, with this beer gut it's No Lights No Lycra or nothin' for me."
no lights no lycra by SeaBuoyed October 22, 2013

lyke z0mg no wai!!

Phrase used to make fun of clueless noob teenyboppers. Must contain two Is or two exclamation points, but not both.
Noob: teh skyy iz blu.
Pro: lyke z0mg no wai!!
lyke z0mg no wai!! by The Token Bitch September 10, 2006

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day 

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

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t ̨͍̩͙͐̄̒͛̅̒͛̋͛̑̀̎̓̓̚o̴̧̲̻̥̖̹̤̤̱͙͍͓̠̿̀̅t ̢͚̆̑̈͒̇ä̴̜͓̟̻̘͕̠́l ̩̰͌l ̹̞͚̰͖͉̮͍̞͙͕̹͙̘̀̆̀͜y̴̨̲̥̜̼̼̣͈̦̰̞͕̝̙̗̅̾̂͑̒̀̆̎̍͝ ̴̛̳̮̯̤̠̭̳̃͊̒̑͛͛̔̍̃̀́n̵͈̫̼̿͝o ̞͖̍͆̎̓̏̓̐͜͜͝͝t̴̨̮̲̩̟̿̎̊̊̆̈́̂̀̊̚̚͝͝͠͝ͅ ̶̢̝̮̦̓m̴̩̖̰̘̦̦̒ȩ̶͍̓͋̋̄ ̵̢̢̢͓͔̤̞̱͉̦͖̣̺́͌͊̏͌ͅ 

t ̨͍̩͙͐̄̒͛̅̒͛̋͛̑̀̎̓̓̚o̴̧̲̻̥̖̹̤̤̱͙͍͓̠̿̀̅t ̢͚̆̑̈͒̇ä̴̜͓̟̻̘͕̠́l ̩̰͌l ̹̞͚̰͖͉̮͍̞͙͕̹͙̘̀̆̀͜y̴̨̲̥̜̼̼̣͈̦̰̞͕̝̙̗̅̾̂͑̒̀̆̎̍͝ ̴̛̳̮̯̤̠̭̳̃͊̒̑͛͛̔̍̃̀́n̵͈̫̼̿͝o ̞͖̍͆̎̓̏̓̐͜͜͝͝t̴̨̮̲̩̟̿̎̊̊̆̈́̂̀̊̚̚͝͝͠͝ͅ ̶̢̝̮̦̓m̴̩̖̰̘̦̦̒ȩ̶͍̓͋̋̄ ̵̢̢̢͓͔̤̞̱͉̦͖̣̺́͌͊̏͌ͅ
t ̨͍̩͙͐̄̒͛̅̒͛̋͛̑̀̎̓̓̚o̴̧̲̻̥̖̹̤̤̱͙͍͓̠̿̀̅t ̢͚̆̑̈͒̇ä̴̜͓̟̻̘͕̠́l ̩̰͌l ̹̞͚̰͖͉̮͍̞͙͕̹͙̘̀̆̀͜y̴̨̲̥̜̼̼̣͈̦̰̞͕̝̙̗̅̾̂͑̒̀̆̎̍͝ ̴̛̳̮̯̤̠̭̳̃͊̒̑͛͛̔̍̃̀́n̵͈̫̼̿͝o ̞͖̍͆̎̓̏̓̐͜͜͝͝t̴̨̮̲̩̟̿̎̊̊̆̈́̂̀̊̚̚͝͝͠͝ͅ ̶̢̝̮̦̓m̴̩̖̰̘̦̦̒ȩ̶͍̓͋̋̄ ̵̢̢̢͓͔̤̞̱͉̦͖̣̺́͌͊̏͌ͅ is very cool.

Nolympic Expert

A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.

Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."

*shakes head during replay*
Nolympic Expert by TheBald March 1, 2010