Muppet Teeth

Teeth that are widely and evenly spaced apart, like that of a Muppet.

Roxanne uses twine to floss her Muppet Teeth.

by Douche Davies January 1, 2009

Tappa Teeth

Having undeveloped baby teeth with a 3 centimeter gap in between.

That hoe got Tappa Teeth.

Yea when she smokes she puts the joint in between her two front teeth.

by Ms. Maria October 6, 2015

teeth smeg

That dirty grimey yellow plaque shit people get on their teeth if they don't brush there teeth in ages.

"Jacob Cox has mad teeth smeg"
"I know right smelly shit"

by will98 December 23, 2016

teeth dullers

hardtack crackers

Before the march a day's ration of teeth dullers (hardtack) was distributed to each soldier.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022

Butter Teeth

A homonym that sounds like "but her teeth." To call a woman a "butter teeth" is to say her body and face are very attractive but her teeth are disgusting. It is even more fitting if the problem with her teeth is a yellow hue.

"I thought she was so hot, then she smiled- butter teeth!"
"Ugghhhh!"

by keifermail July 13, 2009

Mule Teeth

A human set of yellow, smelly, decaying, ill-spaced teeth that look like they belong in Lester, the common farm Jackass.  Mule teeth are particularly suited for those that grind their corn.  (From the Latin:  Muleicus Toothicus)

Jenny: What’s up with your Dad’s mule teeth? They look like they belong in a Donkey’s mouth.

Jim: Yeah, nasty, huh? You should see him turn corn kernels into corn meal.
 

by Storpy August 19, 2011

Hobo-Teeth

Terrible stains on teeth - from Neglect, Alcohol and/or Drug abuse, and the constant spewing of Verbal Diarrhea.

"I`m a Great guy, but my Hobo-Teeth made Him so sick - He just up and dumped me!"

by Greg Peebles January 1, 2006