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Nipple on 

When the weather is so cold that a girls nipples are erect through their bra and top, or a guys nipples can be seen through thick clothing.

This can be expanded to be 'Nipples on my feet' to mean a certain body part to be cold that doesn't actually have nipples.
Girl: It's a bit of a nipple on today
Guy: Yeah it's freezing isnt it
Girl: Yeah I've got nipples on my feet!
Nipple on by Notinanywayme January 21, 2009

Nipple on a stick 

A harmless insult
Possibly affectionate, not a nasty one
petronella - you are an arse
jemima - ah, ye nipple on a stick!

Nipple on a stick 

This is a term which has been carefully refined over the past century. Originating from the expression 'udder on a pole', this phrase came into usage in polite society in the late 20th century.
Meaning: You are daft. Affectionate insult.
Emma: i think Dave fancies you..
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

Nipple on a stick 

Originating from the age old saying 'udder on a pole', this phrase has been refined through the ages to the slick, user freindly version we present to you here.
Affectionate insult.
Emma: Claire, are you in denial?
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

nipple hard on

My girlfriend gave me a great blow job,
It was so great I had a nipple hard on
My girl friend gave me a blowjob that was so good I got nipple a ( nipple hard on )
nipple hard on by Thenry January 3, 2017

Some dirt on my nipple 

When someone disrespects you or when you see someone get disrespected, you swipe your hand on the floor, and rub it on your nipple, an scream "Thats some dirt on my nipple"
When the teacher told nick he got an 80 on the test, he swiped his hand on the floor and shouted "thats some dirt on my nipple"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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