Ninja Piss

when a guy pisses on the rim bowl of the toilet (the white space just above the water) so that it won't make a splashing noise while your peeing.

(a guy thing... i hope)

"It was like 3 in the morning and i didn't wanna wake up my parents so i just took a quick ninja piss"

Ninja Piss by Pete Lee September 10, 2006

Ninja Piss

When one vertically climbs up a piss stall using his hands and legs with his junk hanging out, and pee pee as best as he can towards the direction of the yellow bowl. He would then release the grease with a very Asian karate chop sound, thus completing the Ninja Piss.

"dude, i heard the bathroom stalls are fucked"
"oh hell yeah nigga, Jimmy totally ninja pissed that shit like a pro asian G"

Ninja Piss by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

Ninja Turtle Piss 

Mixed drink that looks like Ninja Turtle Piss...

Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants

What is that green shit...? It's Ninja Turtle Piss BITCHHH

Created at DePaul University

Ninja Turtle Piss by DePaul University September 11, 2011

Ninja Pisser 

A person who can take a piss while talking on the phone silently. The person on the other end of the phone will always be unaware of the real splashing.

Whoa you were taking a piss? What a Ninja Pisser!

Ninja Pisser by Brandonish January 5, 2008

Ninjahisser 

The sexy af ceo of game barrier

Damn ur like ninjahisser but less good

Ninjahisser by Froppy101 January 8, 2021