ninja cum 

Ninja Cum: (1) The act of cumming inside of somebody without them ever knowing. (2) Also, the act of cumming on an unsuspecting victim without them knowing.

(1) Girl: Well that was fun, sorry you didn't finish Guy: I liked it ... one week later. Guy to Friend: I totally ninja came (past tense of ninja cum)

(2) Person 1: (time to ninja cum) *jerk, jerk, jerk* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *SPPPLOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *silent zip* well, see you later. Person 2: bye

ninja cum by will foster April 14, 2008

Ninja Cum 

Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,

then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.

Example

Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"

Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**

Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"

Ninja Cum by TheRealEnglishMan May 29, 2019

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout 

When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.

i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011

Cum Ninja 

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

Cum Ninja by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

Cum Ninja 

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

Cum Ninja by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

brazillian cum ninja 

A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.

Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?

Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.

Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?

brazillian cum ninja by Baby_Carrot.29 December 23, 2024

ninja cummer 

A person who cums without having any reaction so their partner is unaware.

I was ridding my boyfriend and he had an orgasm without me knowing about it. He is a ninja cummer.

ninja cummer by Keatball November 11, 2018