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The act of joyfully engaging in the extreme groping of objects.
Dude! Stop ningling my junk man!
ningling by Ugly STD November 8, 2005
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To throw something across the room as hard as you can.
Jordan got pissed and started ninging random objects across the room.
Ninging by Hjnx April 30, 2013

Ningyptian 

After the Hebrews left Egypt, the Egyptians found themselves in need of slaves. They turned to Japan, a country rich in people and ripe for the picking. As with any conquered people, the Egyptians procreated with the Japanese, and the Japanese taught their children Ninja skills. These offspring were the Ningyptians, an elite fighting race with +5 Stealth and +20 kick your ass.
Ningyptians can be resurrected by playing this crazy song my step-mother has on tape. This is also the best way to get killed by a Ningyptian.
Anna: What was that noise?
Andrew: I think there's a Ningyptian on the roof of the car!
Ningyptian by Achmed Ono January 8, 2009
Ningrin is the best guy friend you can come across. He is funny, sweet, charming and kind. If you ever come across a Ningrin you are a luck person. He is the most easy person to talk to and a great listener, gives you sound advice and is always there for you. Ningrins are also very talented In music.
Hey look at that guy he is soo funny

Oh he must be a Ningrin
ningrin by Shalini September 9, 2020

..ningningz

The best kpop account ever 😍😍 #stanningning #stan..ningningz 😍😍
..ningningz is amazing
..ningningz by ..ningningz April 12, 2022
A skilled engineer with an unseen, unspoken alternative occupation that is as a Ninja. The said person uses his/her engineering skills in infiltration, trapping, and or assassinating. A Ningineer should never be underestimated, for the skills of a ninja coupled with an engineer's intellect are far more deadly than that of a normal ninja.

Commonly misspelled "Ninjaneer."
1. Jake should not have trifled with his ex-girlfriend's sister, for she was a Ningineer.

2. A Ningineer can kill you with a pencil and a T-square in over 3000 totally different but equally painful ways.
Ningineer by KOMRADE November 12, 2008