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Nike Air Max 

The trademarked shoe of the douchebag. Nike Air Max wearers tend to drink a large amount of alcohol, buzz their hair, use every chance they have to exhibit how good they are at a sport or all sports in general, and they restrict their conversations too how much pussy they get, how large their dick is, sports, and alcohol. Also, anyone not fitting these guidelines automatically inherits the title of "fag." Articles of clothing that go well with Nike Air Max's are mesh basketball shorts, high socks, and assorted sports team shirts.
Douchebag 1: Hey bro! I'm drunk as fuck right now! Wanna play sports?!
Douchebag 2: Hell yeah bro! Go long! Look at that fag! He doesn't have Nike Air Max's!
Douchebag 1+2: FAG!!!
Nike Air Max by Sportz December 15, 2009

Nike air max 

the shoe that is well known to be favoured by the junkies, winos, hoors and bowsies alike in the tallaght/clondalkin district. a.k.a Nikes or Nike Airs.
1. See them Nike Airs yeah? I bleedin' robbed them!

2. Well it's like this ma, if she doesn't give me the rest of her money I'll kick her so hard in the fanny she'll be givin birth to a nike air max
Nike air max by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011
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