Nibwit
“You fuckin nibwit”
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Niblit
A person which has been honoured by being called "Niblit" by the one and only God-like, Heaven-sent beast known to the common people and normies as Pulkit. A Niblit can be honoured for anything, Pulkit just has to think you are worthy.
Look at that Niblit, he is so lucky Pulkit honoured him for making noodles. I wish I could be honoured by Pulkit.
Niblit by Pulkit The Great September 9, 2019
Nibwot
Referring to a person that is of below average intelligence, makes dumb decisions, and also asks stupid questions.
Peter went to store and asks the manager, why don't you have real food here, why is it all in boxes.
The manager resonds by calling Peter a Nibwot.
The manager resonds by calling Peter a Nibwot.
Nibwot by TheWaterBoi October 21, 2017
stir-fried nitwit
stir-fried nitwit by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007
No Nut Nitwit
A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.
Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!
No Nut Nitwit by Ocide November 3, 2022
NIBBIT
(1) a non-text-backable text or nibbit for short; a text where there is nothing to respond to, most often but not always a one word answer which causes sexual frustration. Very often related to the horny texting actions of college hooligans.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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