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ngahere gold 

A hearty brew, usually consumed when taped to hands, or when benefit payments arrive. Drunk by the indigenous and surrounding islander populations of New Zealand; After 2 liters of this 'liquid gold' they will then proceed to attack anything they think is looking at them, blindly throwing punches through one squinting eyeball and saying that Uncle Tama will smash you bro.
Maori: Just a rigger of ngahere gold fo' me G !

Attendent: Not after you shat on the floor, and told my wife to cook some eggs

Maori: BEY FUCK YOU
ngahere gold by nazza October 22, 2013
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This person is awesome. It is almost certain she has magical powers.
Hey look at Ngaere, she's flying on a broom.
Ngaere by dkgvbzdkgh March 9, 2010

Ngatereapii 

Sexy hot CookIsland girl/lady who gets all the guys, she's got a personality like no other. She is different to most girls and is definitely a keeper
A guy that finds a girl named Ngatereapii is very lucky.
Ngatereapii by Anonymous puta September 5, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026