# newtons three laws of motion

1st law:an object will continue to be in motion unless another force acts upon it to stop it.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003
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## Newton's Turd Law

The turd law exists as a precaution to those who, while holding in their poop, have the urge to sneeze. It states that, in such condition, for every sneeze, there is an equal and disgustingly opposite reaction.
I gotta sneeze.

Didn't you say you had to shit, too?

Yeah, so what...

Dude you can't sneeze or you'll totally shit your pants.

Says whom?

Newton's Turd Law, read a book.
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## Newton's 247th law

Defines that zombies cannot exist on Earth.
"For every zombie, there is an equal and opposite re-zombie." - Newton's 247th law.
by eK Selent January 18, 2010
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## Newton's Third Law

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.
No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...
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## Newton's 3rd law in existence

When you try to do something, you cannot, because there is a relatively negative action, that does not allow you to do it. (-1+1=0) Therefore, proving the non existence of earth and all of mankind.
Dude: Ayo, ever heard of the Newton's 3rd law in existence that doesn't make sense?

The other dude: No?

Dude: When humans try to walk, another negative action or force should be present to disable him from walking. So, humans are not even suppose to move in the first place.
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## Newton's Third Law of Motion

Person 1:What is Newton's Third Law of Motion?
*Random guy punches Person 1, person 1 goes to the floor*
Person 1: OW!
Random Guy: That's the law
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## Newton's 5th law of political dynamics

The more a politician says he stands for family values, the more likely he is to cheat on his wife.
That Congressman is screaming he stands for family values. Yeah, he's following Newton's 5th law of political dynamics and must be banging his assistant
by Endsurg May 25, 2010
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