Newton Highschool
Fuck this place
Newton Highschool by mad_chad January 7, 2024
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newtown highschool
Newtown highschool is a school where people don’t learn shit, you just go there to play music on a speaker, fight, and/or chill in the deans office. The teachers being doing stupid shit outside of school, and the deans don’t care if you skip class in their room. Newtown highschool is lowkey home of the weed, vapes, cigarettes (which are very nasty). Don’t ever go to Newtown if you want a real future
Guy: Wassup girl, what school you go to?
Girl: Heyy I go to Newtown highschool. Why?
Guy: ........bye
Girl: Heyy I go to Newtown highschool. Why?
Guy: ........bye
newtown highschool by Newtown Highschool April 21, 2018
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Newton North High School
the whitest school known to Mass
70% white 40% Jewish
20% Asian 40% Christian
3% Hispanic 20% Other
7% Black
70% white 40% Jewish
20% Asian 40% Christian
3% Hispanic 20% Other
7% Black
Newton North High School by VICKS January 22, 2005
Newtown High School
If you can smoke it, snort it or shoot it you'll find it all here. If you say you're sober you're lying. Fight all you want, you won't get pulled off until one of you dies. The limit is your imagination.
I go to Newtown High School where I barely maintain passing grades and show up to al my classes high.
Newtown High School by blow up ct March 27, 2022
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