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Okie from the perspective of a gay man, print reading relates to a person checking out the penis print of a man. Newsprint accordingly, is when a penis print is lightweight made of wood pulp meant to be distributed easily and quickly to the masses daily. Newsprint is when it’s small enough that you need to put on readers to see it.
Check out that guys newsprint! (Does the Ken Jeong squinting through his fingers)
Newsprint by Brailleprint March 29, 2026
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Newsprint Grazers  

People (usually old), who wander through train carriages picking up left-behind newspapers.

Jim: Hey Bob, are you gonna take that paper with you?
Bob: Nah man! Newsprint Grazers will take care o' that shit.
Newsprint Grazers by Paterico December 14, 2008

Newsprint Grazers 

People (usually old), who wander through train carriages picking up left-behind newspapers.
Jim: Hey Bob, are you gonna take that paper with you?
Bob: Nah man! Newsprint Grazers'll take care o' that shit.
Newsprint Grazers by Paterico December 12, 2008

NewSpring 

cultish church in South Carolina which uses mind control and repetitive sermons intermixed with pop/rock music to draw its followers
Bill:Let's go to NewSpring to listen to the great music.
Jack: I'd rather not I heard it's just a cleverly disguised cult
NewSpring by jack9098 April 19, 2010

Newpoint High 

A charter school in Valrico, Florida.
It is a very small facility at the moment, and currently has only about 150 students attending.
There is also one in Panama City, though I'm not sure what things are like there.

All of the work is done on computers and on the Apex system online, so you never have to carry anything around other than a couple notebooks and extra paper for notes.

At Newpoint, students receive a private school education for a public school price- free. There is no tuition.

While students do have to wear uniform, they are very relaxed about it. You have to wear the uniform shirt, a red or tan polo or oxford. For pants you can wear black, khaki, or jeans as long as they don't have holes in them. And you can wear pretty much any shoes.

There is zero-tolerance for bullying of any sort, so you don't have to worry about being bullied.

All the teachers are pretty awesome, too.

There is also one in Panama City, though I'm not sure what things are like there.
Kid 1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Kid 2: *points to Newpoint logo on shirt* I go to Newpoint High.
Kid 1: Seriously? Dang, I'm jealous...
Newpoint High by MiniatureMayhem September 12, 2009

NewSpring 

Church in South Carolina that is on fire for Christ. They use video clips, personal stories, live bands, and great preaching in real language to teach the Bible and salvation.
My family went to NewSpring and met Jesus. Now our lives are filled with joy.
NewSpring by RTF76 October 12, 2013

NewSpring 

Non-Denominational megachurch located in 14 cities throughout South Carolina. Using a Teaching Team they spread the word every Sunday. With many ministries, gatherings, locations, and serving opportunities they are on a mission to reach South Carolina for Jesus.
NewSpring Church has 14 locations throughout the state of South Carolina, check one out or online.
NewSpring by zzza5s April 18, 2022
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Overstand 

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Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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