newmarket 

A town located in Ontario, Canada which was founded by Quaker settlers in 1801. Name originates from the mills that were built to supply the local residents, becoming the 'new market' as opposed to Toronto, which was the 'old market'.

Newmarket is not a bedroom community as many people think. Newmarket has plenty of attractions, sights, and is rich in history.

Hometown Newmarket, who you got huh?

newmarket by 2dFx February 10, 2005

Newmarket 

Town Famed for Horse racing. Full of vertically challenged would be jockeys bred from the towns limited gene pool. Many are gambling alcoholics and try and pick fights with people who are twice their height.

im going to the races in newmarket

Newmarket by ozwold November 25, 2004

newmarket 

(n) small bohemian town in New Hampshire, home to many students at the University of New Hampshire. Often called "new-mar-KET", in a mock French Canadian accent.

I'm in Newmarket now, but I'm goin' over to Dover in an hour or so.

newmarket by KazamaSmokers April 8, 2005

Newmarket 

Fuck ozwald newmarket is some good shit

newmarket is the shit fuck u ozwald

Newmarket by THE RZA December 3, 2004

Newmarket 

A slang term for any place that is dodgy and is all round unsafe. If a Newmarket appears in any country with a good welfare system, this Newmarket is filled with people who exploit loopholes so they get more money from the government. In Australia, people who do this are called Dole-bludgers.

Mate, I live in a Newmarket...

Newmarket by Bman111 April 17, 2017

Newmarket 

A small town in Ontario, about a hour north of downtown Toronto.

Some attractions, rich history, nice Main Street to vibe in.

It is also totally not coincidentally my hometown. That is why I know this.

And if some guy decides to scour the entirety of Newmarket to find me and murder me in my sleep, fuck.

I live in Newmarket, Ontario, Canada, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe.
Why am I like this

Newmarket by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023

newmarket ditch 

a suburb in Melbourne's west, best known for its multiculturalism, when people visit newmarket they usually call it a "newmarket ditch"

age - hey Q
Q - eyy
age - are we giving it a newmarket ditch later?
Q - ahaha yeah sounds good bro

newmarket ditch by Geovan April 13, 2008