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Something old and tired that has been dressed up with a superficial improvement to make it look like it's something newer and better than it is.

Derives from "The Simpsons" episode in which a new women's role model doll designed by Lisa Simpson was ignored by a throng of girl shoppers in favor of a Malibu Stacy doll featuring "New Hat!"

The iPhone 5s is nothing but the iPhone 5 with a new hat.

New Hat by HatMan34 November 20, 2014

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New hat

A new target to be attacked. Used in Baton Rouge by gang members. Featured in NBA Youngboy's song "Bring it on"
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Top: "I see a new hat ninja with a blue flag"

New hat by NBA Spinna September 14, 2022

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My new hat

When something just sticks

Unintentionally cool or fashionable

When some sage get stuck in your hair but it looks cool, that’s my new hat

My new hat by Suchsalad22 January 7, 2026

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My new hat

When something just sticks

Unintentionally cool or fashionable

When some sage get stuck in your hair but it looks cool, that’s my new hat

My new hat by Suchsalad22 January 7, 2026

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Mrs. Johnston's new hat

A prince albert piercing

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?

Mrs. Johnston's new hat by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024

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New Jersey Finger Hat

When you and your lady are having a good date and things are normal, when she busts out some Bugles and puts one on the tip of your penis.

“Bro my girl is so kinky! Last night we tried a New Jersey Finger Hat and it was amazing. She even ate it afterwards!”

New Jersey Finger Hat by J0hn_D0e October 10, 2019

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Brand New Hate

Hating the band Brand New because they're so popular on the internet and among alternative music-listeners. Excuses for Brand New Hate could be "their lyrics are uninspired", "they're emo", and "they're generic". Usually a symptom of music elitism.

"Brand New? You like emo music? Talk about generic and uninspired..."

"Hey bro, why the Brand New Hate?"

Brand New Hate by JackFr January 9, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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