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Brand New Trombone
A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.
Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.
Brand New Trombone by NawlinsD September 2, 2009
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Brand New Secondhand
Brand New Secondhand by LordNomad May 12, 2011
Acting brand new
Acting brand new by muffmunchingronburgandy July 8, 2020
Acting Brand New
When a person displays that they are better than their friends, or treats their friends indifferently, especially where there has been a relationship of good standing previously; hence the term 'new'. i.e. without any history with you.
Why Jamie acting brand new like he don't know nobody? Just be cause he got a car don't mean shit, we practically grew up in the same house and yesterday he said he couldn't come over my house because it has a garage. I was like, well what about all those other 1000's of times.
Acting Brand New by Fredderickson J October 30, 2008
Papa sucked a brand new bag
Papa sucked a brand new bag by andy1 June 8, 2005
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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