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New Washington Indiana 

New Washington Indiana

New Washington is a small town in between Charlestown and Hanover. Many people in New Washington are nice and caring people. Lots of people have farms and love animals. The town consists of a school with the highest grade in the county, gas station, used car lot, hair salon, post office, library, lumber yard, hardware store, garage, Dollar General, churches, a bar, and restaurants.
New Washington may have its characters, every town does, but it is a great place to live!
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New Washington Indiana 

Small shitty city in the state of Indiana. About forty mins from The Colgate Clock. Main attractions are the crack, weed, and drama addicts. Although the population is a woping 49 you can find a wide variety of drug dealers, drop outs, drunks, sluts, jacked up cars, corn, knobs, fatt asses, and fake whores. You may find a total of 3 decent looking girls in the general area.. But hey, beauty is in the eye of the BEER-holder.. Personally this is not a place to find a dime (Unless you are wanting a dime sack.) No matter how far away their houses are everybody will know your life story & talk shit about it, while being sweet to your face. It is typical by the age of 13 to have already dated everyone of the opposite sex so that explains the logic behind why the males turn gay at the college age. Along with the many many farms you can find here all 49 of the people look like their own different species of animals. EVERBODY follows the big boy; a shitty pott head that looks like a mouse, and not just any mouse... But mickey mouse. While in this city always use the buddy system, even for the most personal task; it's like the code of arms. If you haven't got the gist by now, this town is prob the shittiest place on earth, besides Japan they are in serious bad shape right now.. But I woulndt stop in the good ole NW even if it were to take a quick piss.
New Wash, New Washington Indiana

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026