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New Martinsville 

Cultural-less, skoal chewing, gay bashing, retard hick capital of the world. It is filled with the following: gang members with absolutely no purpose other than to sit in a shitty park and hate on different cultures all day, very few punk rockers that even dare to remain...but that will soon leave or set fire to the city, a cop named larson who is a tad gun happy, a few skaters, and even fewer skaters that believe in their roots, The residence of Bob Miller(only cool place to hang out anymore), fusion...which turned to shit, a vast majority of rednecks, and a music shop who's owners know absolutely jack shit about music, and never work. There is no art in this city, it's considered an abomination, instead it worships football. The only way to survive is to create a reputation. I plan to set it all up in flames. It is the scum of the earth, and is in love with it's own bullshit.
If you decide to visit, please leave ur bandanas at home,make sure to bring a knife, and i suggest not talking to anyone. Only safe place is the river or kiedash. only sane place, kiedash.
New Martinsville: If God took a shit...this is where it would land.
New Martinsville by Vincent Destor January 28, 2008

New Martinsville 

Cultural-less, skoal chewing, gay bashing, retard hick capital of the world. It is filled with the following: gang members with absolutely no purpose other than to sit in a shitty park and hate on different cultures all day, very few punk rockers that even dare to remain...but that will soon leave or set fire to the city, a cop named larson who is a tad gun happy, a few skaters, and even fewer skaters that believe in their roots, The residence of Bob Miller(only cool place to hang out anymore), fusion...which turned to shit, a vast majority of rednecks, and a music shop who's owners know absolutely jack shit about music, and never work. There is no art in this city, it's considered an abomination, instead it worships football. The only way to survive is to create a reputation. I plan to set it all up in flames. It is the scum of the earth, and is in love with it's own bullshit.
If you decide to visit, please leave ur bandanas at home,make sure to bring a knife, and i suggest not talking to anyone. Only safe place is the river or kiedash. only sane place, kiedash.
New Martinsville: If God took a shit...this is where it would land.
New Martinsville by Vincent Destor January 28, 2008
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