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New Jersey Girls

jersey girls are some of the hottest girls in the country. most are of Irish and/or Itallian descent and are damn proud of it. Contrary to popular belief, they don't dress like 80's sluts, and for most people, if they ever saw a true jersey girl, they would faint in astonishment. Most jersey girls know how to, and do speak intelligently, and anyone that thinks differently has probably never even seen a jerset girl.
Dude, I went to the beach for the weekend and damn man, those New Jersey girls are so hot i almost lost control.

on a side note, anyone that actually lives near the beach in jersey (15 minute car ride) calls it the beach, only people that say down the shore are the damn Bennies from North and West Jersey who clutter our beaches,
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New Jersey Girls

Girls from Jersey are absolutly diffrent than just normal girls. Jersey Girls create their own definition. Jersey Girls are about being the life of the party, and not giving a fuck who they are with, or where they are, they will still make the night rememorable in any way possible. Skanky? Yes they are, but they have the attitude to make you love them. They don't view life as hell, they view life as a huge party, and they're going to take risks more than be controlled and reserved.

They're all damn gorgeous in their own way. Caked make up, fucked up multicolored hair, doesn't matter, they all have a look and they know how to work it.
Whitney Houston - Crazy as hell bitch, but she's sexy in her own way.

Martha Stewart - She's fabulous, so what if she was in jail? She was still running circles around people in the business industry, and she knows how to play them.

they're New Jersey Girls
New Jersey Girls by tufyguhj November 10, 2006

new jersey girls

the most confusing and alias girls out there. they tend to go after african american males
who the girls that davon fucked last night?

i dont know..some new jersey girls

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026