New friends
I need them
New friends by Lonely bitch aldo April 27, 2022
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New friends
If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).
New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?
New friends by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
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National New Friends Day • No New Friends • Made Some New Friends • Just another way of making new friends • short trips will lead to new friendships that will be hugely beneficial to you over the coming 12 months. The more you are on the move and interacting with people in your community the more fun you will have and the more profit you will make. • newfriend • friends at a new school • new friend crush • New Friend Request • New Friend Syndrome
No New Friends
a phrase used to show cohesiveness amongst friends and an aversion to new "fair weather friends". Made famous by the rapper Drake in a DJ Khaled song. Popularly used as a hashtag
I still ride with my day 1 n****z , i dont really need no new friends
My and boys celebratin at the club tonight. #nonewfriends.
My and boys celebratin at the club tonight. #nonewfriends.
No New Friends by The Boss Cake September 17, 2013
Made Some New Friends
A euphemism for being warned to stop what you're doing by the police. Used when retelling stories as an inside joke in mixed company.
Mom: How was your night?
Will: We hung around downtown for a while, messed around, went back to Hank's house.
Hade: Yeah, we made some new friends too.
Will: We hung around downtown for a while, messed around, went back to Hank's house.
Hade: Yeah, we made some new friends too.
Made Some New Friends by PlutoRoman June 15, 2010
National New Friends Day
National New Friends Day by nathannnnn829 October 18, 2020
Just another way of making new friends
; an idiom used sarcastically concerning any individual who's rude or abusive towards others verbally or physically.
Just another way of making new friends by Panthera Atrox February 21, 2011
friends at a new school
friends at a new school by SHRUGSHRUGSHRUGSHRUGTILTEDHEAD November 16, 2017
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