New Buffalo 

Resort town located about a hour outside of Chicago. Has great beaches an a nice Indian casino. Also home to a lot of townies that never made it out.

Ah man! The beach in New Buffalo was great after I lost $500 at the casino!

New Buffalo by FourWinds101 July 30, 2009

New Buffalo 

A sweet weekend and summer destination, most popular with Fucking Illinois People. The demographic can only be generalized by splitting New Buffalo at US-12. The water side is the fucking breeding ground for fips, where some hang in mass quantities at New Buffalo public beach, and where all fips in NB live. On the other side of US-12, the demographic is 100% creepy redneck (or locals). All of these shops are also 100% fips. One of the most popular events in New Buffalo, is the St. Mary of the Lake Fair or "the Carnival". This is where the FIPs and the locals meet each year, or at least the kids and teenagers. The envious locals watch the fips arrive in cars from slick-looking suburbans to Ferrari's, mixed in with the weekend crowds' Kia's, Toyota's and Hyundai's. Meanwhile, the locals have already bribed their cousins and/or parents (or the "Carneys"), with meth, to terrorize the otherwise amazing lives of fips. Occasionally fights break out, but when an African-American arrives on the scene, the FIP's and meth-heads unite on racism. Aside from these cultural conflicts headlined with teenagers, New Buffalo is a great place to be. Hey, even though his house was almost burnt down, Mayor Daley still lives here!

**FIP's**

Brooks: Timothy, to which mansion will you be jetting to this fine weekend, New Buffalo, the Hamptons, or perhaps Beverly Hills?
Timothy: Ah, well Brooks, I shall be taking the Bell 206 to our New Buffalo getaway, shall we play golf?
Brooks: Ah, indeed we shall. And Timothy, whose Rolls-Royce shall we take once we arrive in a matter of minutes from now?
Timothy: On the contrary Brooks, I have an exquisite new Bentley.
Brooks: Ah, splendid.

New Buffalo by Indeed.I.Did March 7, 2011

New Buffalo 

Small tourist town in Southwest Michigan. Contains thousands of FIP's in the summer months that drive bad, treat locals shitty. Located right on Lake Michigan. Has weird man sitting on corner of main street every night. With a radio. Just watching. Also location of big indian casino.. Four Winds.

I went to Stray Dog in New Buffalo and was surrounded by rude FIP's.

New Buffalo by SaraBBQ April 10, 2008

New Buffalo Steamer 

That thing when you're driving eastbound on I-94 and you upper-decker the toilet at the Michigan Welcome Center

There wasn't a toilet for fifty miles so I dropped a New Buffalo Steamer while I read the Four Winds Casino pamphlet.

New Buffalo Steamer by ruenix February 25, 2023

New Tasty Buffalo 

A real cool girl who all the other boys arent even okay with being not single anymore. Her bf lives in Buffalo and she likes him and he likes her and theyre dating

Dude 1: Hey man did you hear about Jim?
Dude 2: No, what happened with Jim?
Dude 1: Well Jim went off and got himself a New Tasty Buffalo...
Dude 2: Oh no, I'll be alone forever!

New Tasty Buffalo by mr. shmeckles July 9, 2019