Fucking Illinois Person (or People) - Usually upper-middle-class/rich folks from Chicago who infest every bit of nice land throughout the Midwest with their big egos, personalized license plates, and undisciplined snotty children. Often confused and believe the local laws don't apply to them. Usually they drive like they're still in the "city" and with total disregard of others on the road. See also FISH.
1. "Damned FIP in his Lexus SUV just cut me off trying to make a right turn on red without using his turn signals!"
2. "What do you mean you don't carry the Chicago Tribune?" -to a clerk in a convenience store in rural Wisconsin...
3. "Did you hear some FIP just bought the old store on the corner to turn it into a bed and breakfast?"
4. "Hey check out that BMW at the Starbuck's - must be a FIP ... yup sure is..."
2. "What do you mean you don't carry the Chicago Tribune?" -to a clerk in a convenience store in rural Wisconsin...
3. "Did you hear some FIP just bought the old store on the corner to turn it into a bed and breakfast?"
4. "Hey check out that BMW at the Starbuck's - must be a FIP ... yup sure is..."
by Liberalism is a Mental Disorder December 27, 2007
by Ladywolf April 20, 2018
by Free balling April 23, 2020
An emission of digestive gases from the anus;
To emit digestive gases from the anus whilst in a public venue
To emit digestive gases from the anus whilst in a public venue
Isaac: Oh dani fuckin cut the cheese yesterday in the city.
Sam: FIP, Did people look?... and did it um, smell?
Sam: FIP, Did people look?... and did it um, smell?
by DJ.<3.DT May 03, 2010
by Willie K May 28, 2008
Fart In Public is an emission of digestive gases from the anus;
To emit digestive gases from the anus whilst in a public place especially elevators and offices
To emit digestive gases from the anus whilst in a public place especially elevators and offices
by Bouka October 05, 2015