Zach S 

A blonde pale kid from Switzerland and Canada. He is a hardcore hockey nut and likes to snowboard. His main joke is "Thats what she said". Might be a vampire. He is also very tech savvy.

"I need to put together this computer! I wish I was a Zach S!"

Zach S by smf399 February 16, 2013

Zach's penis 

13 inches in length, this gigantic thing will turn you inside out with no problem. You will barely be able to fit it in your mouth. Get lots of lube before you try this penis.

I could barely take Zach's penis last night! I can barely walk!

Zach's penis by Godofreeee December 10, 2021

Zach's brothers girlfriend 

a definite French big booty 10/10.

"Hey did you hear about Zach's brothers girlfriend" "yeah she's a definite French big booty 10/10".

Zach's brothers girlfriend by Lachlan Lundh July 24, 2022

Zach S' Mom 

A Cow Goes Moo but She Goes MOOOOOOOO! Good Cookies Though. Doesn't Even Have To Buy Milk. Zach Get's A Lucky Breakfast. Or.... not...

What is the farm animal doing in a car?
Oh her? That's Zach S' Mom

Zach S' Mom by Coldwater Battle Bus Cows February 27, 2022

Zach's Dick

Really small.

Person 1: Dude, that test was short.
Person 2: Yeah man, it was zach's dick short.

Zach's Dick by thengrfgt November 20, 2015

Zach's Mom 

A gay woman who is the maternal parent of Zach

Zach's Mom Gay

Zach's Mom by Zach and his mom July 16, 2020

Zach's launguage 

We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal.

Idk: It's a 100% no.
Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not.
I guess I'll be there: He won't be there
Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix.
I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys
I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it.
I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him.
"Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago.
You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips.
I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours.
I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.

Kody: Yo zach! You tryna go to the park and ball?
Zach: Yes
*He disappears off the face of the earth and can not be contacted for the next 48 hours*

Zach's launguage: Missleading context clues the boys need to watch out for.

Zach's launguage by Choady Cockgargler September 19, 2020