Nesquik Mondays

That unlucky day when your parents are going out and your uncle is "babysitting" you. But he actually chases you around the house until he is able to tear open your shitter canal and shove his gigantic monster throbbing, wet, veiny, motherfucking black monkey COCK inside of you and rip your ass crack in half and make sure you can't shit for 3 weeks! Nigga will turn your ass into a peeled orange pussy. Sometimes may shoot out your mouth from His 35 inch Fucken Nigga COCK! Make You Scream Pussy Nigga! The Final Result Is Nesquik..

Me: "NOOOO UNCLEEE!! PLEASE!! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MANY NESQUIK MONDAYS!!!"
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!

Nesquik Mondays by Cuntboiga March 19, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016