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nerdrettes 

An affliction commonly occurring in nerds that causes them to join nearby conversations uninvited. This normally occurs when the conversation is about a topic the nerd has some knowledge of.

The effects of nerdrettes can be suppressed with force of will, but many nerds lack the social grace to do so.
Man: Those people attending the game convention across the street seem to be all dressed up.

Woman: Yeah, it must be some sort of shooter game thing - see how they all have plastic guns?

Nerd: They're cosplaying as characters from the game Valkyria Chronicles. It's a turn-based military tactics game for PS3.

Man: We weren't talking to you.

Nerd: Sorry, my nerdrettes got the better of me... Do you want some Pocky?
nerdrettes by Kinzel September 5, 2010

Nerdteresting 

A fact or topic of great interest to dull and boring people.
"My uncle is building a teleportation machine in his garage"
"Hmm, nerdteresting"
Nerdteresting by brewstm January 30, 2014

nerdierestestest 

the nerdiest of the nerds
ajay is the nerdierestestest
nerdierestestest by halopearl September 27, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004