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To have your blog, internet site, or email account simplified in such a way that all of the technical aspects are dealt with by backroom nerds so that you, the end user can focus blogging, emailing, etc.

Man I just got my site NerdWired and now I'm going to host a dating site for phat ugly ladies.

Now that I'm Nerdwired, I can blog with the fellas.

NerdWired by Frank Hill August 29, 2008

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nerdworld problems

The unique problems that effect only the nerds of the world. Usually having to do with video games, computer equipment, the making of costumes for Cos-play, as well as a whole host of other annoying problems that no other group of humans in the world have.

Nerd 1: Dude, I just can't seem to find the correct material to make my mask for my new NRC veteran armor.

Dude 1: Man, nerdworld problems!

nerdworld problems by Von Druid July 26, 2012

Related Words

NerdWired • nerdcited • nerdered • Nerdfirmed • nerdware • Nerdwindle • nerdwise • nerdworld problems • Nerd Bird • nerd word

nerdcited

To GEEK OUT over something nerdy.

"I just watched the International Space Station fly over my house; I am so nerdcited!"

nerdcited by adjustablejoe September 28, 2015

nerdware

Any item typically used by nerds, such pocket protectors, calculators, computer hardware and software, etc.

His room was littered with nerdware, clearly indicating his curousity in science and math.

nerdware by SugarBunee April 26, 2016

nerdwise

intelligence and/or savviness in subject matters perceived as nerdy such as technology.

She's not very street smart, but given her background with computers you could say she's nerdwise.

nerdwise by Auntanne May 9, 2021

nerdbirds

Your typical all around nerd, but they are nerds who tower over you like a bird. Can be scrany, average, or fat as long as they are taller than you.

You see them nerdbirds over there... theres no way they're freshman... better keep my distance, never know if they're packing.

nerdbirds by kentuckyfriedcarl February 5, 2009

nerdered

To be murdered by nerds. This form of murder may not entail literal death, but may include being eviscerated in fiction, D.O.S. attacks and general reputation annihilation.

Soulja Boy should be afraid of 4chan else he may be nerdered.

nerdered by BrosephRoseph April 26, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026