Nepotite

The word used to decribe a relative (usually a child) of someone who has been given a job undeservingly.
Comes from "nepotism".
The person is a total slacker where he/she works, but cannot get fired because they have a relative who is in the upper tiers of management there.

Mr. Edward Applebee: I just got a giant load of work to do, even though it's time to go home, but I would feel like an undeserving nepotite if I shelved the project immediately

Nepotite by The horror...the horror... August 9, 2004

Nepotize 

Verb. Appointing a family member to an important position ahead of other, more qualified applicants.

My uncle is going to nepotize me right into that management job at his cracker factory.

Nepotize by slegotoo November 9, 2010

Nepotitism

The practice of making decisions in favour of large breasted women, solely on account of the size of their boobs.

I see Tits McGee has a new role.

Yeah, I wonder what the panel saw in her...

Nepotitism again, innit?

Yep, a fucking disgrace.

Nepotitism by Bayesoir February 4, 2021

Nepotised 

You’ve had your job opportunity stolen from you

Example 1:
Farmer: I’m really sorry Gerald but I’ve had to give the milk maid job to my son
Me: but I’ve got 5 years experience ?! 🥲

(Darn it nepotised again 😔)

Example 2:
*at the bar*
Barman: “ here’s your neat whisky, you ok kid?”
Me: *knocks back whisky* “neposited again” *cries*
Barman: “Farmer’s son?”
Me: “Farmer’s son.”

Nepotised by Reidlemethis August 18, 2022