Nepotize
Verb. Appointing a family member to an important position ahead of other, more qualified applicants.
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Nepotite
The word used to decribe a relative (usually a child) of someone who has been given a job undeservingly.
Comes from "nepotism".
The person is a total slacker where he/she works, but cannot get fired because they have a relative who is in the upper tiers of management there.
Comes from "nepotism".
The person is a total slacker where he/she works, but cannot get fired because they have a relative who is in the upper tiers of management there.
Mr. Edward Applebee: I just got a giant load of work to do, even though it's time to go home, but I would feel like an undeserving nepotite if I shelved the project immediately
Nepotite by The horror...the horror... August 9, 2004
Nepotised
Example 1:
Farmer: I’m really sorry Gerald but I’ve had to give the milk maid job to my son
Me: but I’ve got 5 years experience ?! 🥲
(Darn it nepotised again 😔)
Example 2:
*at the bar*
Barman: “ here’s your neat whisky, you ok kid?”
Me: *knocks back whisky* “neposited again” *cries*
Barman: “Farmer’s son?”
Me: “Farmer’s son.”
Farmer: I’m really sorry Gerald but I’ve had to give the milk maid job to my son
Me: but I’ve got 5 years experience ?! 🥲
(Darn it nepotised again 😔)
Example 2:
*at the bar*
Barman: “ here’s your neat whisky, you ok kid?”
Me: *knocks back whisky* “neposited again” *cries*
Barman: “Farmer’s son?”
Me: “Farmer’s son.”
Nepotised by Reidlemethis August 18, 2022
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026