Neon Coffin

Tanning beds look like neon coffins and the more you use one, the likely hood of you heading to a real coffin increases, thanks to skin cancer.

Mark - You look dead you need to get on a tanning bed.
Me - I'd rather look dead than use a neon coffin and end up dead.
Mark - What?
Me - It's symbolism, think about it.

by Scot90 July 25, 2012