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Neoconservative; a misnomer for the American Neo-Stalinist movement (aka the Neo-Republican LeftRight).

Supposedly Neocons are socialists and leftists that “crossed the aisle” to the Right. However, in reality they remain somewhere in the middle, and off to the evil side. Neocons are evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of devil can really understand. Most Neocons are mentally-ill velociraptors, Ivy-League psychopaths, or sheltered bourgeois, who are not so much stupid as naïve, insane, and delusional. The Neoconservative movement is a figure of hatred for both the traditional individualist Right and their former comrades on the Old Left.

Like true communists, Neocons believe the tax-paying public are obligated to spend their lives working to fund the testing of their evilly-retarded military theories. Unlike other communists, however, they don’t give a shit whether their comrades have shelter, medical care, or any of the other basic necessities of life, and fanatically endorse socialized militarism at the expense of real public needs.

The Neocon’s idea of war is like the virgin’s idea of sex. Neocons are utterly, totally, and completely ignorant of war and the military. No Neocon has ever served in the military, and veterans are categorically excluded from being called a Neocon. Neocons used their wealth and privilege to avoid their generation’s war, yet feel they are qualified experts on the subject. Other than Powell, there was not 5 minutes of actual military experience in the entire Bush administration, which predictably resulted in the dumbest military maneuver since the Maginot Line (Operation Iraqi Freedumb).

The only achievement of the Neoconservative movement has been to render the term conservative meaningless. Neocons have looted the American treasury like a mob of criminally insane communists on methamphetamine, and yet still claim to be conservatives. Only a fool or a whore could consider Neocons to be actual conservatives
If you’re an Iraqi Freedumb supporter, but don’t know your arse from your tits when it comes to war or fighting, you might be a Neocon.
by Neocon Hater April 27, 2008
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(N) AKA "A New Conservative"... An individual operating under the "Disguise" of an actual conservative of "Yester-year" with one very definable difference. There is NO embracing to genuine and defined "Conservative Values" aside from that which maintains the "Disguise" (See acronyms "Irresponsible" ; "Over Bearing" ; "Lack of Values" ; “Power Hungry" ; “Greedy" ; “Neo-Nazi” ; ect.) Exists ONLY under the support conditions favorable to “Fright” &/or “Low IQ”

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A Neo-Con is renown for dismissing traditional conservative values such as the "Republican Oath"...

The neo-cons have ruined the Republican Party, and have twisted its ideals. For example, how does Bush line up with the stated ideals of the Republican Party? Here's a link to the “Republican Oath” (strangely missing from the RNC's web site, but available at http://sun.iwu.edu/~iwucrs/oath.htm and other sites.)

It's really obvious that the Neo-Cons are ashamed of the “Republican Oath” to the point of burying it so deep as to hope that it goes away or is simply forgotten to have ever existed.

While your "Re-writing" the "Republican Oath", DON'T FORGET to include the aforementioned definition, along with =>

- I BELIEVE IN THE PERPETUAL GROWTH OF GOVERNMENT AND IT'S INFLUENCE & CONTROL OVER THE LIVES OF ALL AMERICANS.

- I SUPPORT THE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICAN FREEDOMS AND RIGHTS (CIVIL RIGHTS / RIGHTS TO PRIVACY / RIGHTS TO FREEDOM & LIBERTY / ETC)

- I JOIN MY PARTY IN THEIR DESIRE TO BANKRUPT THE COUNTRY WHILE LINING THE POCKETS OF THE EXTREMELY RICH AND SENDING AMERICAN TAX PAYERS DOLLARS AND AMERICAN JOBS OVERSEAS FOR THE BENEFIT OF NON-AMERICANS WHILE TELLING AMERICANS TO GO "F" THEMSELVES.

- I SUPPORT THE WHOLESALE DESTRUCTION OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (INCLUDING RELIGIOUS FREEDOMS) IN ORDER TO MAKE THE UPPER 3% OF THE MOST WEALTHY AMERICANS RICHER THEN THEY ALREADY ARE, AT THE EXPENSE OF ALL OTHER AMERICANS!!!

Definition of a Hardcore Neo-Supporter =>

A MORON that will do and SAY anything to glorify the Neo-Con Leadership and MAKE that leadership and it's friends FILTHY RICH while failing to realize that those VERY SAME RICH Neo-Cons that they are so ENAMORED with, wouldn't SPIT on these folks if they were ON FIRE!

Now IS THERE ACTUALLY a BETTER example of what an IDIOT is???

Hardcore Neo-Con Supporters are known as 27%'er because only 27% of the American People continue to believe President Bush is doing a "Good Job".
by Tyson D. Knine October 13, 2007
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The only kind of Republican that can justifiably be a called a nazi.
Thanks to the Neocons, Godwin's Law is now obsolete.
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Abbreviated version of Neo-Conservative. Neo-Con's represent the new face of the Republican party, and the PNAC/Zionist philosophy of premptive military action as a viable option to ensure Zionist Hegemony, particularly in the middle-east. Neo-Con's differ from Traditional Conservatives, in that their roots are in the left of the political spectrum. Former Trotskyites, who became disillusioned with the political left and joined the Republican Party during the 1980's. Neo-Con's also differ from traditional conservatives in that they favor big government and Internationalism as opposed to states rights,Isolationism and Protectionism. Neo-Con's are almost entirely pro Israel, anti Palestinian and often hold dual citizenship with both the United States and Israel.
Paul Wolfowitz is the perfect example of a Neo-Con. He holds dual citizenship with both the US and Israel, and helped to author the pre-emptive wars in both Afghanistan and Iraq.
by Liberator March 17, 2006
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Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. A collection of no good, low life, lying, rotten, four flushing, inbred sacks of wind and horseshit.
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Anyone that believes in governance by the “noble lie” and the delusion of safety through global control.
Only criminally retarded Fox News viewers think Neo-Cons are really conservative.
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Morally idealistic conservatatives. neocon is short for neo-conservative. Neocons separate themselves from Republicans that are traditionally fiscal conservative.

Slang - Crusading republican.
Slang - Neocons exist separated into two very distinct groups. The largest, group one, are the people below the 99th income percentile. They are religous and/or war-mongering blowhard lemmings who follow the second group; The second group is made up of the top one percent. They cut taxes for themselves, borrow trillions (second term pending), and their behavior is largely the subject of this blog. Of necessity, they pay Rove to pipe tabloid for the Rats. Lemmings rather. Whichever, they both work.
Vlugar - White bible thumping trash.
The draft-dodging neocons running the white house are threatening our future as a great nation.
by NastyDiaper June 05, 2004
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