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Your nemesis but who is also a bitch

My nemebitch loves to make fake accounts on social media and stalk me

Nemebitch by TheLadyBlacknight April 27, 2022

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NETBITCH

A NETBITCH is a selfish, sorry ass significant other or friend who says to hell with waiting to watch a television show or movie with you by streaming it on Netflix or some other suitable media streaming service while you are either at work, away, or asleep, yet proceeds to lie to your face about it like a bitch when you ask to watch it with them.
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!

NETBITCH!

Husband: "Baby, do you want to watch "Breaking Bad" on Netflix whenever I get home?
Wife: "Oh, sweetheart, that would be great! Thats my favorite show, and I cant WAIT to watch it with you! I love you so much"

8 hours later.......after wife has finished watching the complete 5th season courtesy of NETFLIX

Husband: "Honey, you ready to watch "BREAKING BAD"?
Wife: "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzz", as she fakes sleeping, yet has one eye partially open.
Husband: "What a fucking cheating ass "NETBITCH".

NETBITCH by Tatsun September 20, 2013

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Related Words

Nemebitch • Name-Bitching • NETBITCH • newbitch • NIMBitch • Traitorous NewBitch • Nerd Bitch • Nice Bitch • nade bitch • neck bitch

NIMBitch

Noun - An entitled ideologue who subscribes to NIMBY (Not In My Backyard) principles, who is also, a bitch.

The mayor will never support that project, or any project for that matter, he's a NIMBitch!

NIMBitch by notrichtran October 13, 2020

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Traitorous NewBitch

A girl who is given a better social status above trash and then drops you like she never knew you. An alcoholic and easy. Cheater.

Whats bothering you?

keep thinking about Traitorous Newbitch.

She is an ex for a reason

Traitorous NewBitch by Majorhavox July 11, 2011

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newbitch

Noun: The opposite of newfag
A woman who is blossoming something fierce.

She looks like a newbitch evr' since she became vegan and broke up with that nazi newfag.

newbitch by bladewarrior69 June 7, 2016

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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