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Verb: The act of forcibly following a girl home after a long night of drinking "Kenny's Wine".
Lets grab a bottle of red and a bottle of white and go Neiling!
Neiling by R. Webster February 13, 2008
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To swoon over women who show little or no interest in your existence by using unreasonable methods to try to convince them that they should date you.
I've been neiling her for three months, but I'm still single.
neiling by BestX August 18, 2014
The act of injecting steroids into ones eyeballs, then riding off into the sunset with ones crew.
Dude that guy's a total badass, all Neiling 'n' shit.
Neiling by PretzelJet July 8, 2015

Captain Neil'ing 

The art of banging your friend's wife without him knowing. This is usually done in his bed, and it's common to wipe your cock off on the curtains when you're done.
I've been Captain Neil'ing my best friends wife, he hasn't noticed the creamy stripes on his curtains yet... WINNING!!
Captain Neil'ing by LiQuiD_E July 5, 2017
My mom came home when I was nailing Susan in the ass!
Nailing by tinasss February 16, 2017

Blake nealing

Taking something extremely seriously or getting vexed at teammates for no reason
Brian: Are we blake nealing

Dafys: Too fucking right son
Blake nealing by Crouchwalk0161 August 8, 2019
a collective term for nieces and nephews. one or two individuals having common aunts and uncles. Similar to siblings but refers to nieces and nephews.
My sister asked me to babysit for my 3 neblings. I am going to visit my neblings this weekend.
nebling by mgp21 August 23, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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