Definitions by LiQuiD_E

Captain Neil'ing 

The art of banging your friend's wife without him knowing. This is usually done in his bed, and it's common to wipe your cock off on the curtains when you're done.

I've been Captain Neil'ing my best friends wife, he hasn't noticed the creamy stripes on his curtains yet... WINNING!!

Captain Neil'ing by LiQuiD_E July 5, 2017