Needles, ca 

Hot. Miserable. The devil's vacation spot until it got too hot for him. Your balls will sweat to your ankles. Do not touch the rocks. They will ban you for life. On second thought, touch all of the rocks.

Needles, Ca. is so hot that your momma's rocks are melting.

Needles, ca by Hotterthanhell August 14, 2017

Needles, CA 

A town in the desolate part of San Bernardino county. Has the best dispensaries out of the entire tri state area as well. Other than that, there's not that much shit to do, this place is filled with loads of fucking tweakers, and most areas in this town are completely run down. Whatever you do, don't fucking move to this town unless your rich!

Needles, CA? Fuck nah man, I'm only going there for their dank ass weed, nothing else!

Needles, CA by Shb99 August 9, 2021

needle candy 

Morphine, heroin, hydromorphone, pethidine, dextromoramide or other injectable narcotics.

Oooh! Needle candy!

needle candy by anon October 27, 2004

Needless cactus 

A term used for someone that is useless

Dude, this guy is being a total needless cactus

Needless cactus by BSlitB February 22, 2021

needle cake

A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.

I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.

needle cake by Coolzville October 13, 2020

Needle-camel 

Someone who cares too much about money, wealth and possessions, to the point where it is unhealthy or greedy.

Originates from the famous biblical idiom “Eye of a needle,“ in which Jesus says that its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than a rich person to be saved

All those millionaires and their fancy cars and mansions, they’re all a bunch of needle-camels!

Needle-camel by Ferryhouse May 7, 2022

Canadian Needle

A sexual act where a man shits liquid diarrhea into a thin ice rod mold, freezes it, and then starts to sound with it until it breaks inside his urethra. Then he masturbates until blood, diarrhea, and semen all come out simultaneously when he finally ejaculates.

John-
"Do you want to come to my house? Everybody is going to do the Canadian needle!"

Canadian Needle by Übermach February 4, 2026