Necklock is a medical condition caused by sustained interaction with a smart phone, particularly when standing, in which the head is bent over at an extreme angle, causing painful paralysis, ache, &/or clicking sounds in the neck. Possibly associated with occurrences of lost time, & frequency of spousal & familial frustration.
I kept telling her, "Just a second," while I checked the weather app again and a few other things. When I finished, not only was she gone, but I had crazy necklock. I couldn't raise my neck, it hurt so bad. So I just went back to my phone, checked the weather; what else could I do?
by PrimordialBiscuit January 22, 2016