Nazirection

N. The physical response experienced by Germans or persons of German descent when, at the sight of something stereotypically German, the right arm grows rigid and levitates upwards in an involuntary Nazi salute.

Etymology: portmanteau of Nazi and erection.

Man, I found an antique signed copy of Mein Kampf on eBay yesterday AND it came with a pair of Lederhosen! Not gonna lie, that gave me a raging Nazirection!