nawny

a piece of crunchy lettuce. can be used to trick people by making them think its a persons genitalia.

hey man wanna suck my nawny no homo.

dude my nawnys hard.

by Kay-layyy June 30, 2010

Nawny

A fucking idiot (worse than a retard)

George is such a nawny

by Mob barley + olly January 4, 2020

Nawny

a word refering to the man the myth the legend Nawnysean

damn Nawnysean is so cool

by a litteral fucking Girrafe September 6, 2023

bang nanny

A woman that a man gets into a relationship with primarily so she'll watch his kids from another relationship

Her: "Sorry, we have to cancel girls night. I forgot that Boyfriend has custody of his kids tonight and so I have to make them dinner, help them with their homework, and prepare their school lunch for tomorrow."

Friend: "Girl, he's using you as a bang nanny! DTMFA."

by Mai Ainsel October 21, 2019

nanny plum

A lady who will steal your wallet and run away screaming plums glorious plums

Nanny plum : oooohhh sonny could you get the plums of the top shelf for me

Unsuspecting public: sure mam

Nanny plum : tee hee hee

Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!

by Roadmanchungus March 19, 2017

Net Nanny

A stupid ass program that tries to police the internet.
Nice try, Nanny.

Wow that Net Nanny sure is a Internet Police officer.

by Chris J. September 25, 2006

net nanny

A piece of software used by parents to keep their kids from going places they don't want them to go. Can be easily bypassed through use of a proxy.

This is an example

by me April 8, 2004