national sleep day 

National sleep day is on March 18th 2018 , have fun and sleep all day and catch up on the sleep you've missed

Jim- "Hey bob its national sleep day today"

Bob- "Okay Jim see you later I gotta go sleep"

national sleep day by National sleep day September 17, 2017

national sleep together day 

a day where you can sleep with ANYONE you choose no matter what they have to say yes so choose wisely

Person 1: hey bro did you really ask her to sleep with you?
Person 2: yeah man its national sleep together day.
Person 3:hey will you sleep with me?

national sleep together day by i'm retarded as fu- October 12, 2021

National Sleep Awareness Day 

October 19

You should sleep all day during national sleep awareness day on October 19

National Sleep Awareness Day by National sleep awareness day October 14, 2020

National Sleep With the friend zoned guy day

October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)

“Hey come over”

“No we’re just friends”

“But it’s national sleep with the friend zoned guy day”

National Sleep With the friend zoned guy day by Heheheuknow October 14, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004