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NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY 

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The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate
“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”
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National fake ass friends day 

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On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.
“Have you heard it’s national fake ass friends day today today will be great ”
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national fake ass friend day 

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On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.
Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!
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National Fake Ass Friend Day 

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On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake
Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!
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National Fake Ass friend Day 

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National fake ass friend day is a day to expose and be bold about these fake ass bitches & nigga’s . It’s celebrated November 25th
Keisha fake ass finna get exposed
National Fake ass friend day is to post a friend who is the opposite of a real friend

National post a fake ass friend day

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National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day”
“Oh, I better post Ella then”
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