every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story
tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut
March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.
Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"