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On Wednesday April 12th every man and boy is ordered to find a woman and shag her, unprotected or protected. itd your choice, dont get herpes tho.
suh dud, its almost national shagging day.
o ye i almost forgot
who you shagging?
you already know fam thats confidential information
oh shet true my bad
like are you blem
no i shag
by iShagWomenDaily April 11, 2017
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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