October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.
Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).