National Ben day 

National Ben day occurs on the 24th of November and must be celebrated by purchasing white kinder Buenos and mixed berry smoothies from the spar

Eg. Adam: “oh look, it’s National Ben day! I will now purchase Ben items from the spar.”

Rory: “I’m feeling French today... it must be Ben day!”

Ben: why are you eating kinder buenos and smoothies
Gilby: it’s Ben day you french spaz

National Ben day by Sussyamogusbaka6969 November 18, 2021

National Ben Day 

National Ben Day is on June 10th but it is a day to commemorate your car. Your car has done so much for you by getting you around so this is the day to appreciate it.

William: “I’m getting the car washed and filling up all the fluids.”

Brianna: “Why, it just got all the fluids checked last week.”

William: “Haven’t you heard its national ben day!”

National Ben Day by AmericanScumNut May 26, 2022

National Respect "Ben" Day 

National Respect "Ben" Day is a holiday to respect Anyone called Ben

the definition of National Respect "Ben" Day is to respect anyone called ben

nobody: "ooh i've just remembered that to day is national repect ben day, im going to respect a ben today."
also nobody: "oh hi ben i respect you"

Ben: "Thank you."

National Respect "Ben" Day by Blinkybill_247 November 26, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008