National Ass Day

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National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

National Ass Day by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

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National kick ass day

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“Damn damazia beat tf out of those kids that were talking shit about him.that’s national kick ass day”

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national smack ass day

April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day”

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national eat ass day

April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass .

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National slap ass day

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National ass grab day

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

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kinktober

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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