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Nation State Capital

The accumulated resources and advantages that flow from membership in a nation-state that successfully combines cultural identity with political sovereignty. Nation State Capital includes everything from the practical (a passport that matches your identity, so you're never questioned as belonging) to the symbolic (the psychological security of being in the majority, of seeing your culture reflected in institutions, of never being asked "where you're really from"). Those with abundant Nation State Capital experience their identity and their citizenship as seamless—they don't have to explain, justify, or defend their belonging. Those without it (national minorities within states, diasporic communities, stateless nations) experience constant friction: their national identity and their state membership don't align, and this misalignment costs energy, opportunity, and sometimes safety. Nation State Capital explains why nationalism feels different for majority and minority nations—one group experiences their identity as naturally sovereign; the other experiences it as a struggle for recognition.
Example: "He never thought about his nationality until he met someone from a stateless nation. His Nation State Capital was so abundant he didn't even notice it—his identity and his citizenship had always matched perfectly, so he assumed that was just how the world worked."
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012