Nappyflaps

A womens genitals that have been excremented on, after this the genitals are sprinkled with tel com powder and wrapped up in a white cloth shapped like a nappy. This is then left to set for a later date for a male to try and fuck through the hard crust into the vigina to the soft centre. This is usually for fat people who are candy obsessed or otherwise for men who like a challenge.

Man i wish my wife would let me break her nappyflaps u lucky bitch

by Josh Innit November 20, 2006

Nappyclause

1. Verb.

To steal.

2. Noun.
the opposite of Santa. An evil man who sneaks in and steals everything.

1. He Nappyclaused my wallet!

2. I swear Nappyclause took a visit last, 'cause I can't find my sweater.

by Joestanburg February 3, 2010

nappyslappin'

the finishing move of mortal kombat character mrs cook, she snaps her nappy into the face of an opponent killing in one swift move. the stench alone is enough to take down the heftiest buffalo

Haziz – “Dude, Did you smell mrs cooks nappy? its kicking up something feirce"

Manny having sex – “na man, I slept naked last night and I heard chocolate moose was late for work this morning”

Haziz – “Shucks, he’s in for some serious nappyslappin'!!!”

by PULLED APART BY REDMAN December 10, 2009