Nappy Poo

A nap taken before an impending defecation. Ultimately leading to shitting one's pants.

Friend 1: I'm going to take a Nappy Poo.
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: I gotta take a big shit, I'm going to take a nap.

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The act of having a nap while simutaneously taking a poop

Jim: "What is taking Phil so long? He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes!"
Emily: "He must be having a Nappy Poo"

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nappy poo

A cute way of stating one's intention on taking a short nap.

nappy poo by Crazy68 September 3, 2009

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term used to describe someone who has over reacted or got into a mood for no reason, always effective especially to those called james

J- why dont you shut up you cock nose
O- what have you poo'd your nappy or something??
J- (no reply due to crying)

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Exactly as it sounds: when you take a shit while wearing a diaper. Bonus points if you’re British.

Simon: Oh blimey, I went poopy in my nappy!
Richard: Bloody hell, you stupid wanker. Your shite stinking up the whole goddamn room.

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Taking a nap while wearing a shirt and not wearing pants. (Like Winnie the Pooh.)

- I'm exhausted. I need a nappypooh.

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