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Napoleon Boneapart 

When you bone a girl/guy so hard anally, the anal cavity is streched so far they have anal leakage. Their hole is so wide they can't control farts or shits.
Ryan: Did you hit that last night?
Kendal: I Napoleon Boneaparted dem cheeks!

Napoleon Bonaparte 

A French emperor, the first person to crown himself emperor in Europe since Charlemagne. Conquered almost all of Europe, was sent into exile, but came back to France and reclaimed his crown. Sent into exile again, this time for good.
Napoleon Bonaparte by Ithaca June 19, 2005

Napoleon Bonaparte 

One of the few great people to have their own Pokemon named after him (Empoleon). Other people on this list: Jackie Chan (Hitmonchan), and Bruce Lee (Hitmonlee). It takes a LOT to get a pokemon named after you, such as being a legend (Infernape: Son Goku) or deity (Torterra: legendary Iroquois world turtle),a gay decoration (Chimecho: wind chimes) or even a scientific phenomenon (Rayquaza). Sometimes, finding a name for a Pokemon is just as easy as watching Animal Planet, the Discovery Channel, drinking too much cough syrup, or some combination of all three.
Dude, Empoleon is "Emperte" in Japanese...Nintendo's really down with naming their intellectual properties after real people like Napoleon Bonaparte. What do you wanna bet there's gonna be one named after Charlemagne, or the Pope?

Napoleon Bonaparte 

A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.
Bonaparte was never blown apart.
Napoleon Bonaparte by Dark Chaos August 19, 2004

Napoleon Bonaparte 

basically the real life version of Levi Ackerman. further proof that midgets make the best military leaders.
Napoleon Bonaparte suffers from Ackerman syndrome, a condition that makes your body short but increases the length of your dick, a trait that is crucial for any successful leader.

Napoleon Bonaparte 

Somenone who continues gambling untill he loses everything he won and sometimes extra
person 1: BRO, you won five hundred, stop now before you start losing.
person 2: HELL NAW, *loses*
person one: your such a napoleon bonaparte