Napoleon Bonerparte
Napoleon Bonerparte by oads December 9, 2009
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Napoleon Boneapart
When you bone a girl/guy so hard anally, the anal cavity is streched so far they have anal leakage. Their hole is so wide they can't control farts or shits.
Napoleon Boneapart by The Ripper 69 June 10, 2016
Napoleon Bonaparte
A French emperor, the first person to crown himself emperor in Europe since Charlemagne. Conquered almost all of Europe, was sent into exile, but came back to France and reclaimed his crown. Sent into exile again, this time for good.
Napoleon Bonaparte by Ithaca June 19, 2005
Napoleon Bonaparte
One of the few great people to have their own Pokemon named after him (Empoleon). Other people on this list: Jackie Chan (Hitmonchan), and Bruce Lee (Hitmonlee). It takes a LOT to get a pokemon named after you, such as being a legend (Infernape: Son Goku) or deity (Torterra: legendary Iroquois world turtle),a gay decoration (Chimecho: wind chimes) or even a scientific phenomenon (Rayquaza). Sometimes, finding a name for a Pokemon is just as easy as watching Animal Planet, the Discovery Channel, drinking too much cough syrup, or some combination of all three.
Dude, Empoleon is "Emperte" in Japanese...Nintendo's really down with naming their intellectual properties after real people like Napoleon Bonaparte. What do you wanna bet there's gonna be one named after Charlemagne, or the Pope?
Napoleon Bonaparte by aka_Pyro May 18, 2007
Napoleon Bonaparte
A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.
Napoleon Bonaparte by Dark Chaos August 19, 2004
Napoleon Bonaparte
basically the real life version of Levi Ackerman. further proof that midgets make the best military leaders.
Napoleon Bonaparte suffers from Ackerman syndrome, a condition that makes your body short but increases the length of your dick, a trait that is crucial for any successful leader.
Napoleon Bonaparte by t0x1c w4st3 May 31, 2021
Napoleon Bonaparte
person 1: BRO, you won five hundred, stop now before you start losing.
person 2: HELL NAW, *loses*
person one: your such a napoleon bonaparte
person 2: HELL NAW, *loses*
person one: your such a napoleon bonaparte
Napoleon Bonaparte by scorpio blyat dude cyka November 20, 2019
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