a magical device made out of cloth or paper that can wipe away messes on furniture, your skin, and virtually anything! but, alas, no one uses this amazing creation anymore.
napkin napkin
by zibem9224 May 9, 2013
A piece of cloth or absorbent paper used by most at table to remove unwanted materials such as food. Sometimes used by desparte, flat-chested girls to stuff their bras. poor things.
Sexy young korey used his napkin while eating dinner to remove some ketchup he had spilt on himself. But he shouldn't have botherd 'cause I would have came and licked it off. *wink wink*
by hmMm....maegis June 15, 2004
by yupyupdj517 March 14, 2010
Instead of being born, the mother has a headache and the dad finishes the act by himself into a napkin.
by Dirpidirp July 13, 2019
"After she gave me blumpkin I became tired and took a nap. While I was dozing off, she began performing felatio again. She loves giving napkin.
by Big Seany August 28, 2007
by Jimmy Joggins January 26, 2011
The really old lunch lady who gives out the napkins in lunch, everyday.
usually, she lifts up your milk and puts the napkins underneath, or she'll just put it on your tray someplace else. She also gets mad if you call her napkins. And she only gives you 2-3 napkins, which obviously isn't enough to soak up the grease on the pizza. She is just cheap with napkins and doesn't like to waste them I guess.
usually, she lifts up your milk and puts the napkins underneath, or she'll just put it on your tray someplace else. She also gets mad if you call her napkins. And she only gives you 2-3 napkins, which obviously isn't enough to soak up the grease on the pizza. She is just cheap with napkins and doesn't like to waste them I guess.
-Napkins puts napkins under my milk-
Me: so taylor did you get your napkins?
Taylor: hahahaha
-next day-
Me: OMG did you see Napkins today??!
Taylor: yessss! :D
Me: so taylor did you get your napkins?
Taylor: hahahaha
-next day-
Me: OMG did you see Napkins today??!
Taylor: yessss! :D
by Ilovestalkee!! February 13, 2009